kazzykatt

anarcho-kaibaism:

hot-chubbies-with-cheese:

jerryterry:

vodka-zamolodchikova:

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

You should all be detained ASAP

ocnmnd:

femmecrip:

eponinejosette:

starkstrider:

tyleroakley:

niamharthur:

bardofspades:

mituna-senpai:

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I just reblogged this with the command, shit

Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you

Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)

Me, a mobile user:

andrewthedankmemefuck:

real-truth:

real-truth:

estufar:

i-am-loco:

crimefighter-bae-b:

rubykgrant:

crimefighter-bae-b:

when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.

With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…

…and create perfection.

This is beautiful

or better yet,

She has been wooed~

Never forget true romance 💕

dodrantaldick:

feministism:

When you say eat the rich don’t forget it also includes your favorite pop artists not just the ceo of the business you hate

tiltingplanet:

So I love the whole ‘humans are weird/space orcs’ thing going around.

But what if piercings/tattoos/cosmetic surgery are completely incomprehensible to aliens? Why would you pay large sums of currency to have holes put in your body, or dye stabbed into your skin, or your general body reconstructed?

Like

“Human Jared! I have not seen you since the beginning of shore- what is that? Are you injured? Why are there bits of metal in your auditory sense organs??”
“Huh? Oh! You like, Ar’se’kree? While I was on earth I got an industrial bar piercing. Rad, right? I got my tongue done too!”
Ar’se’kree briefly blacks out on seeing the metal ball in Human Jared’s tongue.

Or

“Human Sofia, why does Human Courtney have such strange paterns? Is she a subspecies? Are they for mating?”
“Haha, oh, no! Those are her tattoos, Oolreg! The paw prints are for her dogs, I think. And the tree one is to match her husband’s.”
“Ta… too?”
“Yeah! They use this machine to inject dye in your skin to make a picture.”
“I feel unwell, Human Sofia.”

Or even

“Human Marshall, you look different.”
“Haha, thanks, Vijal! I got my top surgery while we were on leave.”
“Surgery? Were you ill?”
“Not… technically? I had my breasts removed because they made my brain sad.”
“I… do not follow. Are they detachable?”
“Nah, just a little surgery. Nothing too bad. The incisions weren’t even that painful!”