ironmanstan:

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

zanabism:

zanabism:

“Europe belongs to Europeans”

1st of all you’re not even a real continent you’re lucky we don’t just call you Left Asia

honestly this was just a (brilliant) joke but there are so many racists having full on meltdowns in the notes that im disbanding the european union effective immediately. it no longer exists anymore congratulations. it’s just A Union of Loser Countries now. fuck you 

solarsyrup:

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

onthespectrumwriting:

this is the most realistic sibling dynamic i’ve seen from tmnt yet. given the option, siblings will all absolutely sit at completely different tables from each other.

also: i have a hunch that they’ve broken into the mall to pirate wifi. which is very relatable.

romanogers4ever:

“…Eternally grateful.”