giving a little context: they’ve been living like that for a year and a half so their mental healt isn’t that good anymore, but sometimes the planets align and they are happy the same day.
It ends when Martin gets quiet and just leaves or when Chris starts crying out of impotence.
ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body
or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things
I’ve seen this headline twelve times and EVERY SINGLE TIME I google it, because I’m secretly hoping that it’s a hoax. But nope. He actually said it. In an officially released video. And I just can’t fucking believe it.
if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.
I’d just sprout 3 meters long black wings and have giant sharp teeth, goat legs and have transparent skin, you guys have no balls
why would I want balls
I want to leave people feeling like they had a close run-in with something fae and wild but kindly inclined toward them. they wouldn’t know who or what I was or what pronouns to use for me, but I’d give them a mysterious smile full of fangs and then hand them something from a small pocket of weird trinkets I carry around specifically for fucking with people, and then I’d open my second pair of eyes and wink with both of my left ones and then turn and walk away. Maybe a long tail peeking out from under my decadent shawl.
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