my ridiculous ass, who as a For Real Adult still lives on the hope of waking up and falling through a portal into a fantasy adventure plot but who also fears not looking hot when I get there: Uh,
This privileged ass white boi in my psychology class said “killing people is justified when its population control because we don’t have enough resources for the people that don’t contribute to society” and this other kid said “okay Thanos” and the entire class lost its shit laughing.
UPDATE: He says he’s pro-life.
Disappointed but not surprised.
(The only difference is that Thanos doesn’t discriminate between poor and rich and who can and can’t ‘contribute’, his method is completely random.)