april 2012: idk????? someone who hung out with the turtles??? got powers for some reason???? kinda feels outta place and was there for girl points
april 2018: honorary sister, casual friend who’s there for them 24/7, didn’t need her introduction to be “Omg!!!!! Giant talking turtles???????? Weird!!!!”, feels like she belongs there instread of being “Girl On Team™”
are yall ready for the hottest take on this website yet
83 is just OwO on its side
reblog me cowards
Airports are fucking weird. Like I’m dressed like it’s ‘95 drinking wine and there’s a dude in a three pieced suit next to me, someone in pajamas, someone who looks like they’re going to the gym after this, and like a million button up shirts.
Update. I’m hammered.
Second update: I’m sober now but very fucking tired and in a different airport.
Additionally: I have no idea where the fuck I am
Important information: I’m fairly sure Douglas Adams was just fucking paged??? What the hell???
Have you checked if you’re alive?
Buddy I haven’t cared about blood pumping through my veins since 1920. You just gotta move on and do your own thing.
So you’re saying there’s a chance you’re tumblring your ‘airport’ adventures from the afterlife?
im saying it doesnt matter because i have access to the internet
This entire thread is a big ass mood


Elementary schoolers asking the real questions.
Click.
Intercoursing
you know they make some good points
why ghost hunting and not ghost observing? ghost anthropology? let me live amongst the ghosts like jane goodall and the chimpanzees
that’s commonly called witchcraft, susan
where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!
oh hey folks fun update, i found my passion again? i just had to find my right outlet, get to a place where I have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what I love, it’s all good and swell!
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