excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

memeseverdie:

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… 😦

mellophone-memelord:

weirdrussians:

Translate this meme for me, please.

Beep beep, you uber has arived.

What the fuck, Oleg?

emswift:

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

teenagerposts:

this is the best one

todaysbird:

you haven’t appreciated blue jays until you’ve seen pictures of them up close with wings outstretched

x

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

me: gendered products are ridiculous and make no sense like its deodorant it doesnt need to be gendered

also me: hehehe dysphoria cant catch me if i wear Ultra Manly Man Deodorant™️ in the scent Man Stench

Hey fenton you ever gonna give us more krattent or is the duck life too good gxixgkcgivho

whyldkratts:

this is the funniest ask ive gotten in a long while asdfghjkl and like coincidentally, yeah i am workin on a lil smthn

heres a WIP for u anon

dailytweets:

rt for 10 years of good luck