This is what I woke up to at 7 am
We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… 😦

Translate this meme for me, please.
Beep beep, you uber has arived.
What the fuck, Oleg?
ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)


you haven’t appreciated blue jays until you’ve seen pictures of them up close with wings outstretched
me: gendered products are ridiculous and make no sense like its deodorant it doesnt need to be gendered
also me: hehehe dysphoria cant catch me if i wear Ultra Manly Man Deodorant™️ in the scent Man Stench
Hey fenton you ever gonna give us more krattent or is the duck life too good gxixgkcgivho
this is the funniest ask ive gotten in a long while asdfghjkl and like coincidentally, yeah i am workin on a lil smthn
heres a WIP for u anon






