My friends and I often discuss what we’d do if we suddenly became disgusting rich, and the usual stuff is that we’d use our money to fix some human rights issues we’ve been following and to help our loved ones etc. and then generally live a modest life but in a nice house so
I’ve started making my friends also choose one ridiculous thing they’d want to have if they were like absolutely bonkers rich. One of those rich people things that would be reported about in tabloids and it would be so superfluous it would nauseate the masses.
Personally I’d have someone wash my hair and choose my outfit every morning. I truly think the height of luxury is having someone to do ur hair and makeup. My friend would have an owlery.
What would your nauseatingly rich indulgence be
Large flock of disgustingly pampered rare-breed sheep AND a gothic-style tower that’s a library inside and contains every obscure, expensive academic book about Jewish magic. The sheep live in a field around the library so you have to be their friend in order to get inside. Also I own a cat
My fantasy already includes an off-grid visibly and proudly kinky polyamorous anarchoqueer commune.
HOW MUCH MORE TABLOID BAIT DO YOU WANT?
I wanna live in a jungle gym penthouse full of plants
Massive off grid house. MASSIVE. With a home theater with the reclining seats. Because I got people I care about, and I could have them all in one place instead of spread out ekeing all over.
MAAAAAAASSIVE GARDENS/GROUNDS. With space to build tiny houses for my people if the big house does not please. Also a forest preserve, because I could save it.
A modest fleet of rv/tiny houses, all fully off grid and sustainable, for travel and/or full time living by my people. Also, yearly trips around the world.
A barrow mound and faux graveyard. I would be buried there upon death. In life, CAVE SYSTEM.
I’m not sure if this is degenerate enough though, since the percentage of my people that I would be banging is very low. Mostly I just want to make a home and share it.
If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.
Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.
I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.
I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”
I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid – see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours – you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.
The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off
This makes me so happy ☺️
Yesssss😭 I damn near cried
I LOVE THIS OMFG
YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!
Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head
The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women.
I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing – we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.
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