al-the-stuff-i-like:

slightly-fanatic:

guardgenie:

charlesoberonn:

01101111-01101111-01100100:

sanjista:

bbanditt:

chongthenomad:

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

it is the chosen one

it must be the main character in the anime

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

ladywolfmd:

rgwesterman:

ludi-lin:

me: *looks at all the unread books in my room*

me: *buys more books*

me: *watches netflix*

I feel personally attacked by this…

me:

*reads more fanfics*

scrungo:

scrungo:

the internet should be funny animal pictures and thats it!

example

jamarts:

hey ho here’s a comic essay/rant about annoying and bad things ppl say to u if ur trans haha, also for john miers’ class

theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

lukaara:

megucaswithplugsuits:

He has been waiting all his life for this delicious moment

STOP

quiet-reassurance:

bpd-disaster:

“omg why is the birth rate in America declining???” you literally have to pay money to give birth, I’m surprised you people bother having kids at all

having a baby (without complications) in the US currently costs around 30,000$ so yeah

baby machine 🅱️roke

littlebeebeebird:

nest:

nest:

cant explain how badly i want to become a hairy man who is childless but distinctly dadlike in appearance and wears a lot of jorts

my gender dysphoria at age 16: ooooogh i wish i was a sexy twinky pretty boy with pouty lips and pastel hair

my gender dysphoria now: i just want to look like i own a backyard grill

@greendad